One of my favourite ever adverts that I worked on wasn’t written by me. I wasn’t even in the room when the super-talented creative team...

The Bronx is up but the battery's down (apparently) It was Friday night (sometime back in the last century). Our keen as mustard account...

Now look, I like bananas. They are also, aesthetically, quite a-peeling. I also like Duct Tape (can you see where this is going...?) Let...

Yours truly at The Royal Academy, London. Of course I was cock-a-hoop when I got the confirmation that my art piece ‘Directions to the...

Is the sort of important question I asked myself when I was kindly invited to join the merry band of artists in the #NotQuiteDisney Show...

“I’m NOT a food photographer you know.” spluttered Kevin. He was clearly a bit miffed at being pigeon-holed. (Altho’ the evidence to the...

2022 was a milestone year for me. I hit 65. Yeh! 65 years old! According to H.M. Government that’s officially time to retire. And fate...

…if you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise…but NOT as big as the surprise I’ve had from the interest in ‘Nudie...

Me worried? I was a bit worried. I was worried that no-one would turn up. I was worried that if people turned up they wouldn’t like it....

Shirley Denton went ballistic. Back in 1964, Shirley was little Marky Denton’s Mum. You can’t blame her for her reaction really - her...

Back last century, when I had my own ad agency, I was lucky enough to shoot a B.T. campaign with the fabulous film director Jean Pierre...

To coin an old advertising line - “The answer is ‘yes’, now what’s the question?” That’s what I decided to do at the start of the year,...

“One of our speakers has dropped out due to Covid, what are you doing on Saturday?” - That was Dan from the B.D.F. (That’s Birmingham...

I probably don’t need to tell you that 2021 was a right ‘mare of a year. Covid…lockdowns…it was crap…you may recall. We thought we’d been...

“There’s an Ocado just for you… Ding-ding, ding, ding ding!…There’s an Ocado just for you… Ding-ding, ding, ding ding!… Bom-bom, bom,...

After a crap couple of years, 2022 didn’t seem like it was going to be an improvement… I found myself at the start of January with no...

I had big plans for 2020. Before we were all forced to stay indoors by a microscopic bug I was all set to go off on a world tour. It was...

It’s official! The snowball is in transit. That is, our ‘Funny Footy’ project is currently HEAVILY featured in the January issue of...

OOH…that’s what they call posters nowadays. It’s short for ‘Out of Home’ (I know that you know that already). AND it includes adverts on...

I’ve had quite a few desperate emails (one) from distraught art-lovers recently. Sadly, the COY! Shop is officially ‘OUT OF STOCK’ of the...